that onion headline that’s like “whatever. the emo kids are all sitting on each other’s lap” is their realest one yet
it was clickhole my bad
calling explicit content spicy is so cringe i can’t handle it
Do you have a different fun and playful term you prefer or do you not engage with explicit content in a fun and playful way
i hate fun and whimsy and i think we should all dig trenches in the desert all day
tumblr needs a “not for you” page where it just has things that you disagree with and make you angrythe for you page
i miss cd drives. how could you just take her pussy away. likes its nothing
strap-on
Cis people think trans people have this:
- Deadname
- Chosen name
But honestly we really have:
- Name
- Other name
- Deadname
- Business name
- Old nickname only some people have rights to use
- Online name
- Extra special secret name you don’t get to know, unless… ;)

dont support industries that are driving animals to extinction thank you!
Already reblogged one of these but another reminder: don’t by nautilus shells!